greeting with a difference

most IM messages begin with variations of hi or hello or how are you. so imagine my reaction when I logged onto msn this morning to find an off line message from Fireman Sam. 'would you like to suck me tonight'. that was in nothing else posted at about 6.30am. I just laughed im not used to greetings like that. Obviously im used to being asked the question but not in this way. As yet I have not replied.