spiders everywhere

As we sat in bed drinking our mugs of steaming tea he said look at that spider by the window, I had seen it earlier there had been one in the corner above his bedroom door too but that had gone. We watched the spider make its decent past the window then drop to the floor. He thinks these are brick spiders. I tell him about scott. He doesn't mind them either but says if zak saw it she would go crazy but for now she is still shut in the back bedroom out of harms way. I had heard her scratching at the door earlier but then she went quiet. We talked about hedghogs, how and why they are becoming endangered, yet recently I have seen lots of them having seen none for years. It was nice to spend a lazy saturday morning just lazing in bed chatting and drinking gallons of tea.

Scott

mum Scott is downstairs come quick

who the hell is Scott and why is he here at 12.20am

come quick mum #2 has got him in a pot and he cant do the paper

?????

scott!! #2 has him in a pot and we need you to sort it

#2 son is stood on sofa holding a plastic pot up to the ceiling with a sheet of paper half pushed across the top of the pot. #3 son is also stood on sofa, they are taking it in turns to hold the plastic pot against the ceiling. they are both shreiking excitedly. they want me to deal with Scott. I stand on the sofa too but I am too short to even reach the pot. eventually I persuade them to use a thicker envelope to slide across the pot. once this is in place I persuade them that they can bring the pot away from the ceiling if they hold the envelope in place. I am given the pot and the envelope complete with inmate walking out of the front door along the garden path then the
footpath along the alleyway around the corner and place Scott on to a garden hedge. then picked my way back home making sure not to tread on anything nasty, really should have put some shoes on lmao



Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the
same tagline.

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands