Scott

mum Scott is downstairs come quick

who the hell is Scott and why is he here at 12.20am

come quick mum #2 has got him in a pot and he cant do the paper

?????

scott!! #2 has him in a pot and we need you to sort it

#2 son is stood on sofa holding a plastic pot up to the ceiling with a sheet of paper half pushed across the top of the pot. #3 son is also stood on sofa, they are taking it in turns to hold the plastic pot against the ceiling. they are both shreiking excitedly. they want me to deal with Scott. I stand on the sofa too but I am too short to even reach the pot. eventually I persuade them to use a thicker envelope to slide across the pot. once this is in place I persuade them that they can bring the pot away from the ceiling if they hold the envelope in place. I am given the pot and the envelope complete with inmate walking out of the front door along the garden path then the
footpath along the alleyway around the corner and place Scott on to a garden hedge. then picked my way back home making sure not to tread on anything nasty, really should have put some shoes on lmao



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