I seem to have got over my blogging apathy I have lots of ideas for new posts.
But when I checked my email this morning found this which I thoght i would post just as a little light hearted fun.
Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2 Gentle,
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. =============
relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. =============3. Lovemaking 
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 
you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing 
each day will keep the dentist away. 
each day will keep the dentist away. 
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches
. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose
. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
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. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub.
It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
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