A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says,
'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.'
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
'What's your occupation?'
'I'm a Lady of the night,'she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
'Let's try to rephrase that.'
The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.
'No, that still won't work. Try again.'
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
'I'm an elite chicken farmer.'
The accountant asks,
'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?'
'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year'
'Chicken Farmer it is.'
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6 comments:
ROTFL!!!! That's brilliant!
Ba dump bump bump!!!
nitebyrd thanks
jeff it seems we have a farming theme going on here
A chick with a 'pecker' hard to imagine.
Lol, that's great Lady..xx
Nice one!
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