Sunday 20 April 2008

a few peckers

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says,

'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.'

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

'What's your occupation?'

'I'm a Lady of the night,'she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,

'Let's try to rephrase that.'

The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.

'No, that still won't work. Try again.'

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

'I'm an elite chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks,

'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year'

'Chicken Farmer it is.'

6 comments:

nitebyrd said...

ROTFL!!!! That's brilliant!

Jeff B said...

Ba dump bump bump!!!

Lady in red said...

nitebyrd thanks

jeff it seems we have a farming theme going on here

Mr.October said...

A chick with a 'pecker' hard to imagine.

Dark Side said...

Lol, that's great Lady..xx

JW said...

Nice one!