When a joke isn't taken that way

I don't know what to do.....
should I be early or late
should I drink alcohol or not
should I greet with a kiss or
shake hands should I wear jeans or skirt
should I cover up or wear low cut neck
should I bring my mum or my son
should I wear make up or be natural
all these questions
and thats before I even know .........................
when or where
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to get my car MOT done

it was meant to make him laugh but this is what I got back



1.I don't know what to do.....I'm still thinking about it. Read line 12
2.should I be early or late We should organise a meeting point or I pick you up at yours.
3.should I drink alcohol or not I should, why not. I'm driving so I'll only have a couple of drinks
4.should I greet with a kiss or shake hands Both
5.should I wear jeans or skirt Whatever your comfortable in. I'll be in black jeans cause I've ben in trousers all week.
6.should I cover up or wear low cut neck same as 5 above
7.should I bring my mum or my son errr, no!
8.should I wear make up or be natural Same as 5 above
9.all these questions...Yep..!
10.and thats before I even know .........................
11.when or where Saturday, TBC
12.Drive out for a drink and dinner......what you think..OK?
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to get my car MOT done Good luck. Hope it all goes well.


So now I know .........................giggles

update

Having another blonde moment I left my phone at home today. On my return I had a couple of text from The Man aka Kama (as of now). I also had about 5 emails, one of which said that he had missed hearing from me. Another was a fantasy/nightmare that he had written for me. To check it out go here.

my knight and me

I have been posting the email exchange between me and my knight over on kindred perverts. so far we are in december having met twice and planning a third meeting. He originally contacted me as a couple with Foxy (SL). He wanted to meet us both and said that there was a possibility he could bring along another woman for a 4 some. I began to chat with him and we very quickly began our erotic email exchange taking on the persona of a Knight in tarnished armour and his subservient Lady slut. We began our joint fantasy which neither of us could have predicted. We have both enjoyed dreaming up this fantasy and trying to bring this to reality.

Due to his personal circumstances we stopped communicating (he needed to put his energy into his situation). At Easter I sent him a brief greeting. From then on we have been in contact with our emails as prolific as before but with the added twist of including others in our fantasy. But its more than that. I feel we have moved to another level. before when we were exchanging our emails we rarely had other communication and when we did it was brief. we have only ever communicated online other than on the actual day we are meeting, then he would text and phone me. I have never tried to contact him by phone at any other time. I dont wish to cause any unnescessary problems for him. we have got into a routine of me leaving him an email late at night before I go to bed. He is always up by about 5am so he replies first thing. I get a text when his email hits my inbox.....this is usually at about 7.30am. It always puts smile on my face when I see from my mobile that I have received am email from him. Over the past week we have been chatting on msn for hours at a time. we are also exchanging emails that are not part of the knight and lady scenario. These are emails that are very personal and direct. we are expressing our feelings and desires for each other as real people. we are planning to see each other on a weekly basis with him coming to see me at my home. nothing to do with the knight and lady, just two people who are very much in lust with each other. We can be very vulgar when we chat we can say anything to each other, but when we meet we both get very nervous and shy, but the minute we meet it just feels so right.

I adore him :-)

March

I'm looking forward to the month of March much better than the last two months.
As I posted last night I am going to still see GB. He was busy this morning so we will talk later.
This morning I bit the bullet and emailed N that I m setting him free as I cannot give him the time and love he needs. I hadnt wanted to tell him in this way but I guess my new found confidence doesnt go as far as telling him to his face. but at least it was better than the curt text he used to send me each time.
Both HMU and GP were chatting online this morning. GP making sure that I still want to meet him but changing our date to next thursday as he now has an appointment with work on friday. He is very sure that he wants to get very intimate with me.
HMU sent me the following text after I told him briefly what GB's email said.
'thats good! I'm pleased.... Hope you still want to go to bed with me next week xx'
This is the kind man who was advising me how to deal with my situation with GB.

N has replied that he had thought a lot of me. Then later a second email ……I must think he is an animal in a field if I think he will forget me, I have made the wrong decision. He thinks he wasn’t enough for me. Not good enough for me. Part of me wants to tell him that I am really sorry. But there is no point in me contacting him. I know I shall get emails/text demanding that I return his computer books and disks that he lent me. I know him well enough to know how he behaves towards the woman he has split with.
Today I took my mum out for lunch, she has been stuck indoors for weeks since she had her knee replacement. We went to pub up on a hill with a great view in both directions. From the front it looks out over the city and out to sea, from the car park at the back you get a great view inland across the countryside. When we got inside we looked for a table by the window, most of the tables at the front were reserved. The first sign my eyes noticed was a long table reserved for (it was GB’s surname). At first I though maybe he had booked a table there for his business. But it was not likely as he probably didn’t even know the place it was in the wrong direction for him. But I kept an eye out just in case. It turned out to be a family group.
On friday I shall be having fun with SL and Mr & Mrs P. then on tues I should be meeting HMU then GP on thursday next week. so hopefully March will be a better month for me.