Intelligent men who rock in bed

Last night I read a post on Z’s blog in which she spoke of intelligent men who rock in bed. I commented that I must find one of those as all the intelligent men I meet turn out to be stupid. She very kindly offered to lend me one as she has a few.

Today whilst out driving in the rain I was having random thoughts and suddenly these comments slipped into my mind.

I began to wonder if she had a particular man in mind or if she would line them up for me to choose one who took my fancy. The more I began to think about this I began to wonder if us women could club together and pool all our men as a kind of human sex library. There are different sections in this library to make it easier to make the selection of our choice.
Fiction……..can tell a good tale
No fiction…..can teach new moves
Childrens…… not very mature
Music ……….make your heart sing
Language……….international stud
New releases …….. new acquisition
Myths………….can it really be that big
Easy reading…….good but not much effort put into performance
Movies…………likes to film the action to watch again later
Photography………likes to take digital images of you or them

After hiring a man for a set period the woman must write her review on a card for future women to read before making their choice. There would also of course have to to be penalties for any woman who doesn’t return the man of her choice to the library at the allotted time.
We would of course need to find a responsible and discerning woman to be our librarian and official keeper of men.
Other vacancies would be for buyers and researchers.
Any volunteers?