my friends

here is a sample of text I received today from various male friends

hi how are you doing ? xx

you are right its not often I get flashed by a young lady you ok ?

I was feeling horny earlier so thought of you x

Great. Only I would get txt saying 'I dont want a shag' in the early hours

the thought of you in your mini skirt and stockings and bound with pvc tape with me wanking over you

have to stop thinking about you now as im on way to stay with gf tonight

I think fuckwits are like the poor - always with us.